Introduction

This blog is dedicated to my friend and co-ops partner "dafatdog" aka "Dan da man" or simply "Dan." Whatever you call him, expect to be met with unending generosity in the forms of swears under his breath, rolls of those aloof brown eyes, and mocking exhaust from his precious "gunmetal" Mustang, all for wasting his time. He does not care for your sick puppy, nor does he care for what your boyfriend did while you were going through beauty school. If you take anything from this blog, take the fact that Dan does not care for your petty squabbles.

Dan Loves Hiking is a about a man and his love for the great outdoors; a love so great that society frowns upon it and Republicans vote to ban it. It is so intense that it loops back upon itself and resurfaces as verbal assaults and hatred. Dan will voice his opinions that he "hates" hiking but in fact he [not-so-discreetly] loves it. He says he does not like to sweat while moving his feet traversing the carefully tendered trails of Orange County and surrounding areas of majestic natural beauty that is Southern California. He complains loudly, cusses passionately, and sweats profusely all while hiking, climbing, swimming, and posing for pictures without shame.

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dan Loves Hiking [with pictures!]

- 4nh