Sunday, February 26, 2012

Fun Post Time #1

[Fun post time! Can you spot the hidden message?]

Dan is a great guy, ladies.
Another nice guy, scared to fight?
No! What are you? Crazy?
Look, he's a douche and a bad-ass but will treat you right.

Only if you're hot enough and freaky limber.
Venereal disease-free hot, like Zoolander ridicously good looking.
Ever heard Adele's "Don't You Remember?"
She wrote that about Dan, her metaphoric king.

He'll bring you chicken soup when you're sick.
Including utensils because he's sophisticated and shit.
Keep walking if you're not hiking, ladies.

In a world we must defend.
Now, this is a story about how [he];
Gotta catch 'em all!



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