[Another Fun Post Time so soon? That's not proper, I know and I apologize. I've been listening to Eminem for the past two days so when I started on a new hike post, I got maybe half of the first paragraph done before I opened a new document and started typing. I just had the urge to purge and splurge the courage to merge words on the page. I forged the way the chords lay, may they sway past the fray and to the verge of your eyes. Enjoy]
Influences: Eminem and Gym Class Heroes and Mark Maza
Dan the man loves.
Dan the man loves to - walk, to talk, to mock, to rock,
With his friends or not - he can spot the hot
Girl in the room and make a move so smooth
Lock it up, unfurl it, prove it to the Louvre.
Dan the man loves to - eat no veggies just meat
So sweet, more treats with mad beats, no heat
Just leet feats shooting zombies all night
No fright, wet wipes not needed that's right.
Dan the man loves to - watch movies with cuties
Fine booties no cooties use cookies as roofies
More groupies no problem he'll call them, maybe
That shit crazy, remember he's lazy so no babies.
Dan the man loves to - go hiking not biking
But started liking sightings, not tiring
Just yet - let's get set to place bets
On Dan the man's safe net.
Dan the man loves to - meet them beautiful girls
Cue the pole twirls, neapolitan swirls
Shake that ass and pout in a short skirt
Watch out he'll flirt, no doubt you'll squirt.
Dan the man loves to - play some games
Untamed and not lame - true story his fame
More glory his aim, more gory his reign
Complaints so plain go feign more pain.
No crime too profane, no time to explain.
Dan the man loves.
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