Monday, May 21, 2012

Chiquito Falls


Fall 2011

This hike was a hastely planned hike that turned out decent. Pretty much the night before the hike, it was communicated to a friend that Dan wanted to go hiking. A series of events that I set forth in motion [little did they know that it was me that wanted to go hiking]. Anyways, Nhi, an experienced hiker and world-class adventurer, picked the place and was kind enough to drive us down to Ortega Highway to the trail-head.

The hike itself was a scenic 10 miles. The trail follows a lushed creek before gradually ascending the side of hills. Tucked away in a valley of trees was Chiquito Falls [nobodyhikesinla.com link]. It was dry as Dan's sense of humor. Curse you California's drought! Dan did not want to go on this hike. However, the more we climbed the bolder he got. Jumping on rocks and posing for the camera, he's a real exhibitionist.

Dan likes to go fast. If you're not first, you're last. I dare you to play Dan at Mario Kart. I dare you. And make sure you bring your people to watch because you might get embarass, trust me. Then after it's all done and everything. Dan made us pancakes. Pancakes. [might not actually have happened][/Charlie Murphy].

Dan wanted to go fast, so he ran. Ran down the trail like a jackel on roids. Too bad he doesn't wear the correct shoes, otherwise he would've made it all the way. It was a good hike, it took a little longer than expected but it was well rewarded because we got Chipotle. Mmm delicioso!

Dan waited until the end of the 10 miles to make a Chiquita banana joke. He's gonna make it so dry for you.

Proof!



Saturday, May 5, 2012

Fun Post Time #3


[Another Fun Post Time so soon? That's not proper, I know and I apologize. I've been listening to Eminem for the past two days so when I started on a new hike post, I got maybe half of the first paragraph done before I opened a new document and started typing. I just had the urge to purge and splurge the courage to merge words on the page. I forged the way the chords lay, may they sway past the fray and to the verge of your eyes. Enjoy]

Influences: Eminem and Gym Class Heroes and Mark Maza

Dan the man loves.

Dan the man loves to - walk, to talk, to mock, to rock,
With his friends or not - he can spot the hot
Girl in the room and make a move so smooth
Lock it up, unfurl it, prove it to the Louvre.

Dan the man loves to - eat no veggies just meat
So sweet, more treats with mad beats, no heat
Just leet feats shooting zombies all night
No fright, wet wipes not needed that's right.

Dan the man loves to - watch movies with cuties
Fine booties no cooties use cookies as roofies
More groupies no problem he'll call them, maybe
That shit crazy, remember he's lazy so no babies.

Dan the man loves to - go hiking not biking
But started liking sightings, not tiring
Just yet - let's get set to place bets
On Dan the man's safe net.

Dan the man loves to - meet them beautiful girls
Cue the pole twirls, neapolitan swirls
Shake that ass and pout in a short skirt
Watch out he'll flirt, no doubt you'll squirt.

Dan the man loves to - play some games
Untamed and not lame - true story his fame
More glory his aim, more gory his reign
Complaints so plain go feign more pain.
No crime too profane, no time to explain.

Dan the man loves.