Thursday, September 6, 2012

Statistics


I've been wanting to do this post for a while, a recap of all the hiking that Dan has done so far [according to this blog]. Let's talk numbers and hopefully, it'll convince you to give Dan yours.

Data are from the links provided, hours are estimated [rounded down].

Bridge to Nowhere: 9.6 miles, 6 hours
Black Star Canyon: 6.6 miles, 5 hours
White Sands: 1.0 miles [estimate], 1 hour
Grand Canyon: 1.0 miles [estimate], 1 hour
Sturtevant Falls: 9.5 miles 5 hours
Whiting Ranch: 5.0 miles [estimate] 3 hours [estimate]
Chiquito Falls: 9.6 miles, 6 hours
San Juan Hill: 10.0 miles, 5 hours
Black Star Canyon [revisit]: 6.6 miles, 5 hours
Garnet Peak: 4.4 miles, 2 hours

N = 10

Total miles: 63.3
Average miles: 6.33

Total hours: 39
Average hours: 3.9

Using this chart, the "205 lb" [all muscle] column and the "hiking, cross country" row states the calories burned per hour of activity is 558. Double-checking using this calculator, inputting the weight as "205" [all muscle] and "60" minutes of hiking activity results in 553 calories burned per hour. Let's take the average of 558 and 553 which is 555 [rounded down].

555 calories burned per hour.

39 hours = 21,645 total calories burned
3.9 hours = 2164.5 calories burned per average hike

21,645 calories is equivalent to:

63.3 miles [101.87 kilometers]  is equivalent to:
So roughly since Spring 2011, Dan has hiked/walked 63.9 miles in 39 hours [that's not including the hikes I haven't even posted yet]. How far have you hiked? Did you reach the edge of Earth's atmosphere like Dan?

Dan has conquered peaks; ladies, give him your number and he'll conquer your heart.


Science!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Garnet Peak


March 2012

Dan wants the best. I deliver the best. Garnet Peak [nobodyhikesinla.com link] is rated 10 out of 10. Phil's BBQ [yelp.com link] is the highest rated & reviewed restaurant in San Diego. Hiking an amazing scenic 4 mile trail with delicious foods afterwards, I believe the bar has been raised. Where's the bar? Fuckin' raised.

Hello ladies, look at your man.
Now back to Dan.
Now back at your man.
Now back to Dan.
Sadly, he isn't Dan.
But if he stopped using excuses to stay home and started hiking, he could act like he's Dan.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You're atop Garnet Peak with the man your man could be like.
What's in your hand?
Back at Dan.
He has it.
It's an order of ribs from that BBQ place Yelp loves.
Look again.
The ribs are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man starts hiking and acts like Dan.
He's in a Mustang.

By the way, it was a 3 hour drive to the trailhead, then an hour to the restaurant, then finally 2 hours to get home. A total of 6 hours of driving that day. I wish I had a hybrid or helicopter [GTA style]. It was all worth it though. I'd do it again in a heartbeat... in someone else's car.

Proof? None. [It really happened, I swear!]


Swan dive!