Fun Post Time #2

How well do you know Dan? A descriptive quiz!

1. Dan drives a...

A. Wimpy yet fuel efficient 2009 Toyota Prius
B. Mint-condition 2008 Suzuki GSX-R 600 motorycle
C. All-American muscle 2006 Ford Mustang
D. Luxorious 2006 Lexus 330 SUV

2. Dan's favorite female singer is...

A. Everything you own in a box to the left Beyonce
B. I can be your girlfriend Avril Lavigne
C. Baby you're a firework Katy Perry
D. Nodding my head like yeah Miley Cyrus

3. Dan typically wears...

A. paint splattered T-shirt and cargo shorts
B. fitted white V-neck shirt with faded jeans
C. sleeves rolled up dress shirt and slacks
D. Aerocrombie and Fitch polos with skinny jeans

4. Dan would rather eat...

A. Healthy, all-vegetarian Indian yogurt curry
B. Fresh, steamed Vietnamese snails with butter sauce
C. Grilled mahi mahi fish tacos with guacamole
D. Denny's Grand Slam breakfast meal

5. Dan's favorite part of the female form is...

A. Her deep, sublime eyes
B. Her tender, radiant breasts
C. Her athletic, playful legs
D. Her ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

6. Dan attended a Celine Dion concert...

A. True. Draw me like one of your French girls.
B. False. I'll never let go, I promise [lets go].

7. Dan's favorite video game character is...

A. The loveable Mario the go-karting plumber
B. The legendary Link the Hero of Time
C. The sexy Laura Croft the Tomb Raider
D. The speedy Sonic the Hedgehodge

8. If Dan found $2000 he would...

A. Notify the authorities because that's the right thing to do
B. Donate it to a charity for breasts cancer research because he hearts boobies
C. Buy that totally sweet yet unnecessary part upgrade for his ride
D. Invest it in low-risk mutual funds; diversify your bonds fool.



Answers: 1.C, 2.B, 3.A, 4.D, 5.D, 6.A, 7.A, 8.C

If you got 0-2:
You don't really know Dan that well, you definitely need to go hiking with him.

If you got 3-5:
You know Dan sorta well, perhaps you need to go hiking with him.

If you got 6-8:
You know Dan really well, you still need to go hiking with him.

Whiting Ranch

Fall 2011

The entrance to Whiting Ranch [nobodyhikesinla.com link] is like crawling through the wardrobe closet or stepping onto Platform 9 3/4; you've got to close your eyes and believe. I'm not going to tell you how to find the entrance to Whiting Ranch. You're just going to have to follow your heart, it knows the way, probably. Seriously though, until you're on the trail and pass through the other side, you'd think it was an elaborate Rainforest Cafe lobby without cash registers.

You can follow your heart or you can trust Dan to lead you to places you've only dared to visit in your dreams. This macho macho man knows fear very well. He respects it, calculates it, welcomes it and in a heartbeat throws it out the window. "The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?" [Boondocks Saints].

Whiting Ranch is a hidden treasure. Once on the main trail, it branches off to many different paths which lead to different landmarks. The one time I hiked there, I went the Red Rocks path which is rumored to look absolutely stunning during sunset on a clear day. Unfortunately, I was not present when Dan undertook this hike with Nhi and Mark [not sure what path they took]. I heard good things though, like Dan's disregard for fences and "Do Not Trepass" signs, something like that. Anyways, I have photographic proof thanks to Nhi's camera! Dan cannot escape the truth, which is out there, and on this blog; he loves hiking.

Proof!